Middle Finger Witch Statue

🖕 "BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH" 🖕

Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the  Middle Finger Witch Statue . Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.

Why She's Spellbinding:
✔  100% UNFILTERED  – Casts side-eye  and  curses
✔  WITCH APPROVED  – Hand-painted resin with "go to hell" elegance
✔  GREAT FOR  altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving

🔥 "NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN." 🔥

#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)